Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list. Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone) 240,973 notes

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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un-anima-perduta:

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guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

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sxlffake:

dark paradise